I have this thing when I am in public where I convince myself that no one can hear me singing
So I sing out loud, in public, all the time.
It has only gotten me in trouble a few times and only resulted in awkward situations a handful of times
Today I was called out again, but I was fine with it
I was at Costco filling lil' red up with gas
quietly (Or so I thought) singing the one that got away i'm a little obsessed these days - it's fine
All of a sudden there is an old man who works at costco standing next to me
asking me how I am doing
then he leans in close and says, do you know any good ones?
I awkwardly laugh and then realize he is referring to the song I was just singing
to which I reply
"Unfortunately not"
He starts laughing and I get in my car as fast as I can
and feel my face turning red
whatevs
Here's some happiness for your ears

